Time Travel:
Vertron Corporation Chronos VLX-15® Time Machine
Frequently Asked Questions

 

Is it really possible to travel in time?
See previous answer.

Tell me again - is time travel possible?
Time travel was based on the publication of Moore's Second Law of Temporal Displacement in 2063, but did not become a practical reality until the publication of Moore's First Law of Temporal Displacement in 2068. You remember the problems that caused! I guess the old joke is true though, "If you can remember the 2060's you weren't really there"! The unfortunate events surrounding the election of President Walt Disney in 2095 are the subject of my forthcoming book "The History of Time Travel", published last year.

If I went back to the beginning of time and deposited one penny in a bank account, how much money would I have now?
What a pity you didn't think of this earlier.

Time travel always gives me a headache. Is there anything I can do about this?
Drink plenty of fluids, pinch your nose and blow, don't put your head out of the window.

Is time travel dangerous?
Not unless you get grabbed by the Morlochs.
(if you don't understand this, you need to read H.G. Wells classic novel, The Time Machine)

I'm still confused about time travel.
You haven't grasped the basic principles. Take two aspirins, go to bed, and if you don't feel better, call me yesterday morning.

 

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